It's been a long road, waiting for these teens to grow up to the point where the men start humiliating themselves for the attention of the fairer sex. Oh wait, nope — still about everyone being in love with Harry and Ronald. Hermione is a gem — a gem, I tell you.
For some reason this new Harry Potter trailer reminds me a bit of that Spring Awakening musical with all those songs about sexual repression. Can't you see it? Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince of Puberty hits theaters July 15.