"I Haz So Manies Boyfriends"

Brand new teaser posters have been released from New Moon and you know what that means: it's time to caption this terrible teaser art. Give it your best shot, below.

"I Haz So Manies Boyfriends"

Can't get enough of shiny emo vampires? Make sure to tune into MTV Movie Awards on May 31st, where they will be debuting the first footage from the sequel to Twilight.