What if you were dating a Jurassic beast and had to call the whole bloody thing off? We're guessing it would go a little something like this utter brilliance.
This fantastic YouTube clip is making the rounds, and I gotta say, I'm kind of crushing on Phillip the dinosaur — which explains a lot about my love life. Oh, if only Primeval were real, and we could all date ancient beasts. Also I think this is a bit old, but it's the first I've seen of it, and it's pretty fantastic.