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With Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen already breaking box office records, it's no surprise that director Michael Bay has become an internet legend, with the Chuck Norris-eque Michael Bay Facts.
In honor of the latest example of Bay's cinematic genius, Twitter spent Wednesday offering up evidence of the director's more heroic qualities, inspired by Fake Michael Bay himself:
justinmilam: Michael Bay once made an explosion so big it never went out, we now call it the sun
ashwinpande: Michael Bay wears special glasses which help him see the real world exploding in CGI and dollar signs all the time.
scriptdreric: Before sex, Michael Bay always says in his best Sean Connery voice, "Welcome to the Rock."
lucascarlisle: Michael Bay makes the best ribs because his BBQ only has one setting - slow motion.
Spidey004: Michael Bay makes approximately $175 million on every one of his bowel movements (which smell a little bit like popcorn).
BobCervantes: For his morning workout, Michael Bay blows up buildings and runs away from the explosions.
mroberts940: Michael Bay lost his virginity before his dad did.
mrbs: Michael Bay was preceeded down the birth canal by a dove in slow motion. And followed by a column of flame.
eddidit: The real reason there are so many tornadoes in the Midwest is because Michael Bay is allergic to cats.
Aimee_B_Loved: Michael Bay has 2 speeds: Slow motion and on fire.
Obvious jokes? Yes. Cheap humor? You betcha. But admit it: Somewhere, you're as convinced as I am that the real Michael Bay is sitting back, loving the attention.
Michael Bay Facts [Twitter]
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