• By Charlie Jane Anders
    Aug 4, 2009 11:46 PM 13,818
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    Exactly How Kinky Does He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe Get?

    No matter how wild G.I. Joe gets, it can't out-crazy 1987's toy movie, He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe. The spangle-breasted Evil-Lyn puts an obedience collar on Kevin, while below, Skeletor has He-Man whipped so he'll agree to kneel.

    I'd like to see Michael Bay bring this level of wrongness to Transformers 3. If anyone can do it, Bay can.


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