Cast The Teen Wolf Series: Who Has The Facial Hair To Pull Off Were-Puberty?

MTV is ready to desecrate a classic, with their new Teen Wolf television series. We took it upon ourselves to cast the lead for this self-described dramatic series. It'll be hairy, but will it be ugly?

Now that MTV has decided to move forward with this serious were drama calamity, it seem only right that we try and find the perfect young actor to be your next Teen Wolf.

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Ed Westwick

Why He's Got Bite: I get this feeling there a little hairy monster just dying to get out of this kid and terrorize the town, and no — that was not intended to be intentionally dirty, but now I'm leaving it that way.

Why They Should Be Shaven And Cast Out Of Our Supernatural Realm: Casting Gossip Girl left-overs would really kill any hope for anything less than a soppy teen drama.

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The Jonas Brothers
Why They've Got Bite: Three times the howls... because there are three of them.

Why They Should Be Shaven And Cast Out Of Our Supernatural Realm: It would be an insult to all werewolves everywhere — even the waxed-chest Jacob from Twilight would hang his head in shame, plus we already know they are Highlanders.

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Jesse Eisenberg
Why He's Got Bite: He could bring us the awkward going-through-wolf-puberty we're looking for.

Why They Should Be Shaven And Cast Out Of Our Supernatural Realm: The whole "poor man's Michael Cera" thing.

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Freddie Highmore

Why He's Got Bite: Probably the most realistic out of the bunch. It could be nice to have a wide-eyed optimist as a werewolf, but only if he eats his sister after a full-moon fight.

Why They Should Be Shaven And Cast Out Of Our Supernatural Realm: Even his doe eyes get old.

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Thomas Dekker

Why He's Got Bite: He can pull off troubled, this we know, and a little bit of light werehumor, like shotgunning a beer with his fangs, could do this kid a world of good.
Why They Should Be Shaven And Cast Out Of Our Supernatural Realm: He may be a bit too over-dramatic.

But I'll light my house on fire if Zac Efron gets cast in the role.