Hello all. I'm sorry I haven't been getting this to you as often, but please enjoy today's Disaster.
STAR TREK TOO:
The makers of the Trek reboot said that they want to try and tie it in with modern political issues. This is evident from this new leaked promo image showing the Federation's version of the old "Blindfold and push the guy out of the helicopter" torture.
JAMES WEBB MIRRORS:
The Hubble was known for having legendary technological issues and they are trying to be more careful with its replacement, The James Webb Telescope. Sadly, while they have been successful with the logistics, they have been plagued with personell issues. Apparently super perfect mirrors attracts strange employees.
It began with Jenna, the intern...
then was Phillip who told them "Those days were long over" when asked about his questionable past...
And then there was Vlad. But let's be honest, the name and the fact that he was constantly followed by 13 year old girls should have been a clue to his status as UnDead.
Seriously? You gonna do "V the Series" next? On the plus side, while they are being thorough with the plot references they are taking some liberties that only the printed page could afford. (I pray someone gets this one)
PORTRAIT OF AN AUTHOR AS A GRUMPY MAN:
Very cool portraits of authors by various illustrators in the referenced link. I just thought that I'd sketch out one of my own because I just felt that the Alan Moore one didn't quite do him justice, though it was lovely. As I was working on this I liked it more and more and perhaps I'll try and actually finish it.
IT'S A DISASTER:
Feminism \ˈfe-mə-ˌni-zəm\: noun
1. 19th century- 1998 - The theory of political, economic, and social equality of the sexes.
2. 1998-current - Women acting promiscuous, violent, privileged. Basically all the worst things men have to offer only with more shopping and norks.
This is Garrison Dean, signing off for now, see you real soon!