• By Charlie Jane Anders
    Oct 15, 2009 7:04 PM 12,466
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    When A Nuclear Holocaust Wrecks Civilization, It's Important To Be A Nipple Connoisseur

    Three great moments from 1985's post-apocalyptic Def-Con 4: Three astronauts watch a nuclear holocaust claim the entire world. A post-apocalyptic survivalist demands to know, in great detail, about the female astronauts nipples. And a teenager whips slaves dragging a space-capsule.

    You kind of have to love Def-Con 4, despite the silly title (Def-Con 4 is not when we launch nuclear missiles!) for moments like this one, where the grungy Paul Giamatti lookalike has very definite nipple preferences, even after the fall of civilization:

    And this one. Check out the evil teen overlord's crazy corrugated metal vest!


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