Behold the first real clip from New Moon with bare chested lip licking puppy men and their giant CG puppy halves. It's Bella versus the man-wall of Native American teen flesh. Which means, it's time to play "Caption That Twilight."

You know the rules, the person who comes up with the best screen grab caption of this new clip wins respect from their fellow commenters and a winky emoticon from me.

[via Apple Trailers]