A super-advanced female android is almost ready to awaken: she just needs a flesh-and-blood woman to have sex near her, so she can absorb the female energy. Or something. Luckily, her dorky brother android gets laid nearby, in this clip.

1982's Android is a truly wretched movie, but it does have some hliarious android-sex-related scenes. It's all about female sexuality and the ways in which men try to own it or control it — but luckily, it uses androids to explore that theme. Maggie, a fugitive from the law, arrives on a space station where an evil professor is experimenting with androids. The professor (Klaus Kinski!!) has already created Max, the sex-starved male android. But now he's created a lovely female android, and he just needs a woman's sexual energy to make the female android come to life. At least, that's what I took away from this movie's somewhat kinked storyline. Here's the scene where the professor tries to convince Maggie to charge up his android with sex (it comes before the clip above):

So yay, the female android, Cassandra, is finally activated and "fully functional." And the professor decides to take his new sexbot for a spin. Sadly, it doesn't turn out that well... This last clip is definitely NSFW:

Oh, and Maggie brings two rough-and-tumble male convicts with her, and they share some fantastic dialogue, like this exchange:

"You remind me of the Red Queen, Mendes. The faster you go —"
"Don't be talkin' about queens to me, punk! I'll take you right here!"