Which Reboot Would Suck the Most?S

Steve Guttenberg thinks it's high time the movie Cocoon came back. Seems like everything is back or being made again, from Teen Wolf and Neverending Story to Short Circuit. But which reboot would hurt the most?

In an interview with Hollywood.com Guttenberg opined:

It's definitely time for another Police Academy. And I think they could make another Cocoon. They're surefire hits and I think they're good for the world. They make the world a better place and that's what it's all about.

So let's consider all the franchises, TV shows and movies that still haven't been slated for a comeback. Which would destroy your mind the most if it got remade?