Wondering how Universal was going to make an entire two hour plot out of the board game Battleship? Simple: add aliens.

Latino Review is reporting that aliens are being added to spice up the Battleship script, which will be directed by Hancock's Peter Berg. We don't know what kind of aliens or why — we just know that they will be the ones sinking your battleship in 2011. Because aliens mean District 9, Star Trek big bucks — right, Hollywood?

Still this has to be more interesting than listening to "C 5?"..."MISS!" the entire time, unless Jeff Goldblum is doing it. And we completely agree with Stephen Colbert's pitch for Keanu Reeves as the white peg.