Titus Pullo And Lestat Save Us From A Chuck-Filled Thor

Did you hear the news that Zachary Levi, aka floppy-haired faux-nerd Chuck Bartowski, was almost a Thor warrior? Instead, three doughty warriors have stepped up to the plate to bring this Marvel comic to life. Meet Thor's posse.

Right after Zachary Levi admitted that he wouldn't be joining Thor's warriors, the news came out that Stuart Townsend, Ray Stevenson, and Tadanobu Asano will be playing Fandral, Volstagg, and Hogun. Also known as the Warriors Three, who have Thor's back in any scrap. Not that we have anything against Chuck — it's just that these brutes seem more apt for the job.

Marvel confirmed these three actors are signed on and ready to bring us the bloody spectacle of godlike war. Which will be in theaters May 20, 2011. This is a very good thing. Here's a look at the warriors from the comics:

Titus Pullo And Lestat Save Us From A Chuck-Filled Thor