Terminator Salvation

There are two versions of this dress, one is bloody, the other is not and comes with platform heel boots. Let's just assume this was from another version of the script when Helena didn't come back as a giant head. Rather a super sleek and sexy robot person, see her dress is shiny like a robot, get it, GET IT???

Terminator Salvation

Aged Microwave...

Terminator Salvation

Fake IV bags, from the future!

Terminator Salvation

Break Away Aged Milk Bottles, ok these might actually be fun, but heaven help the parent that buys these for some ungodly amount, only to discover their kids smashed them all while they slept.

Terminator Salvation

Aged Moon Bloodgood Sports Bra...sigh.

Terminator Salvation

John Connor's BAG of Ropes.

Terminator Salvation

Aged battery and empty gas can. Note, with this purchase comes a visit from me, in which I will beat you with a sock filled with aged batteries.

Terminator Salvation

American Apparel...Aged.

Terminator Salvation

Just because of the whole "you have to earn your stripes crap."