Nic Cage's Dirty Sorcerer Is Over Tink's Sass

The new images from Jerry Bruckheimer's The Sorcerer's Apprentice live action remake are just begging for you to caption them. What do you think Nicolas Cage is really saying in this image?

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The story is similar to the original: "A sorcerer leaves his workshop in the hands of his apprentice, who gets into trouble when the broomstick he's tasked to do his chores for him somehow develops a mind of its own." Jay Baruchel plays the apprentice, and Monica Bellucci is the sexy witch, who has a thing for Cage's 90s boy band-haired wizard. The film comes out July 2010.

[images via People and FanBoyz]