Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Last night the first ever trailer for Iron Man 2 was released, and it is jam-packed with spoilery goodies. Here's a shot-by-shot break down of what we noticed.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Uh oh, Pepper looks pissed. And Tony looks alone. What happened to all his friends?

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Garry Shandling makes his big debut as Senator Stern, so Tony mocks him, naturally.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

See Tony is alone. Empty chairs. Empty soul. It's lonely at the top.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

But wait, it's Rhodey, he's back...and he looks pissed. And who's that to Rhodey's left? It's Sam Rockwell, as Justin Hammer. Did they walk in together? And where did Pepper go? Where's Happy?

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Same sexual chemistry between Pepper and Tony, check. But then again I think RDJ is so charming he could have chemistry with a lamp post... lucky lamp post.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Iron Man is America, and a rock star. And look in the background — it's the Iron Man dancers, thus proving the slutty Halloween rule to be true: any outfit can be made whorish.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

These gloves could very well be the best little party favors ever. Please hand these out at Comic Con!

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Whiplash is obsessed. See? See? He has newspaper clippings. And newspaper clipping are to stalkers what glasses are to shy mousy girls with a hot girl dying to get out inside: stereotypical. But let's assume that since he's spent so much time cataloguing the family story, that this grudge may go way, way back. Since he's had time to make a scrap book.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Who hit Tony?

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

The garage is all cleaned up and stocked with new rich guy toys. Bruce Wayne who?

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

What is happening to Tony's neck?

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Yikes it's spreading. Tony is literally turning into an Iron Man. Also, he could be turning into a human computer, which has happened in the Iron Man comics before.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

More Justin Hammer, and in perfect timing with Whiplash's "shark" comment.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Nick Fury just wants to get motherfucking Tony onto the motherfucking team.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

More Iron Man-ettes. I suspect this may be a banner year for the cosplay fans.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff in her Black Widow "business casual" attire.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

War Machine prototype!

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Is the Black Widow working for Rhodey? Is that her in the background?

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Black Widow in her ass kicking attire, is she beating up Happy? I bet Jon Favreau just loved that.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Whiplash finally shows us what his lightsaber whips can do — which is break Tony's car.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Which he does.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

I'm still not sold on the Whiplash outfit, but it does look pretty bad ass from behind.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Uh oh — will Tony be Whiplashed in half, or will the bad guy just show off some more? Answer: Show off.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

Whiplash has nasty metal mouth.

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

What is this flying contraption? It looks like it's shooting at Iron Man? Multiple Mecha suits?

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

A first look at War Machine, and Tony's new suit, with a triangle chest plate. Is this due to the metal veins? Also the background is filled with power suits, almost like an Armor War...

Spoiler Filled Stills From Iron Man 2: What's Happening To Tony?

War Machine and Tony fight other mechas and you get a faceful of War Machines shoulder gun, and Tony's fully reconstructed suit, Mark VI. Very nice. So who thinks they are filming the Armor Wars story?