Which Washed Up Comedian Will Star In The Science-Fictional Neighborhood Watch?

Get Smart/Naked Gun 3 director Peter Segal has taken on the cast-off movie project originally geared as Will Ferrell's next slapstick riot, Neighborhood Watch. Now we can only imagine in horror which overdone comedian will star in the paranormal comedy.

Variety announced today that Peter Segal, who did make the very funny Tommy Boy but is also responsible for countless comedic failures, is directing the comedy Neighborhood Watch, which is about a man who takes over his local Neighborhood Watch only to find out that the neighborhood is haunted. Hilarity, no doubt, ensues.

We shudder to think which comedian will be lined up to make this classic late-night TNT movie. My vote goes to Davie Spade.