These last ten years may have seemed busy to you, but just be glad you're not a comic book character: Their decade has seen multiple alien invasions and reboots of reality. Relive the biggest headlines of their decade with us.
Looking over a decade of superhero storylines, it's easy to see two things: The repetition of ideas, and the genre trying to come to grips with what's happening in the real world (and often failing badly); just look at the increase of terrorist attacks post-9/11. The headlines below - matched to publication date where possible - may not be exactly how the last ten years played out in the real world, but it's possibly the way it happened in our collective subconscious. Well, apart from restarting reality four times, of course.
January - Part of America literally becomes city of the future thanks to time-traveling evil robot (Superman: Y2K storyline).
February - Humanity defeats, kills "God," who is revealed to be a gigantic organic pyramid responsible for life on Earth. 20th Century ends late/early depending on who you talk to with death of Jenny Sparks (The Authority #12).
February - All of humanity temporarily gains superpowers as result of superhero from another dimension powering miracle machine that enables humanity en masse to defeat extra-dimensional being driving the world to the brink of destruction (JLA #41).
June - Earth is hit by artificially-induced natural disasters (New York hit by giant tidal wave, San Francisco partially destroyed by volcano, areas of Africa and Australia face plague of insects, etc.) as result of insane criminal with godlike power (The Authority, "Earth Inferno" storyline).
June-July - World transformed into alternate reality ruled by cartoon laws of physics as result of insane criminal receiving godlike power (Superman: Emperor Joker storyline).
July - New York attacked by alien terrorist whose path of destruction, when viewed from above, spells out "Fuck You" (Marvel Boy #2).
October-November - Earth temporarily designated a prison planet by consortium of alien races, becomes overwhelmed by amount of extra-terrestrial criminals (Maximum Security storyline).
November: Lex Luthor becomes President of the United States of America (Superman: Lex 2000 storyline).
May - A time-traveling despot reveals horrific future if he is not given control of Earth, resulting in international wars as nations disagree on response (Avengers #42).
June - A terrorist attack decimates the homo superior population of Earth, killing hundreds of thousands in one sweep (New X-Men #115).
June-August - Earth becomes centerpoint for alien attempt to destroy the universe, resulting in universe-wide war (Our Worlds At War storyline).
September - The World Trade Center and Pentagon are targeted by terrorists, resulting in the destruction of the former and a worldwide reaction and rescue effort (Amazing Spider-Man #36).
September - A time-traveling despot declares war on humanity (Avengers #46).
October - Large numbers of people/animals become infected by "Joker" virus temporarily, resulting in worldwide insanity (Joker: The Last Laugh storyline).
January - Earth surrenders control to time-traveling despot; large numbers of humanity placed within concentration camps (Avengers #50).
June - The mythical realm of Norse Gods, Asgard, takes up temporary residence above New York City (Thor #50).
July - Every male of every species on Earth dies suddenly. Well, almost every male (Y: The Last Man #1).
August - Capital cities across the globe disappear, only to be revealed to have become part of a giant uber-city as the result of a cosmic entity representing the concept of order (Avengers #57).
October - LA is attacked by giant black sperm as the result of a terrorist attack on behalf of an insane former pornstar (The Filth #5).
December - Mutant terrorists attack New York City, destroy the Brooklyn Bridge and kill eight hundred (Ultimate War #1).
January - Norse Gods invade European nation to ensure religious freedoms (Thor, Iron Man, Avengers: Standoff storyline).
March - 1 in 1000 Americans gains superpowers due to alien virus (Action Comics #801).
March - Mount Rushmore and other areas of South Dakota are attacked by biological weapons (Avengers #65).
May - The island of Micronesia is destroyed in a nuclear explosion, an act that launches an invasion on Earth by alien forces (The Ultimates #10).
September - World transformed into alternate reality with alternate history merging it with parallel Earth as result of godlike beings indulging in wager (JLA/Avengers #3).
September - Mutant terrorists attack New York City, killing thousands and also manage to reverse the polarity of Earth's magnetic poles (New X-Men #147).
February - San Diego plunges into Pacific Ocean, renamed "Sub Diego" after some inhabitants survive as mer-people (Aquaman #15).
February - The White House is attacked by superpowered terrorists (Ultimate Six #5).
February - American Government overthrown by superpowered terrorists (Coup D'Etat storyline).
April - One million people mysteriously vanish from Earth suddenly (Superman #204).
June - Superpowered beings invade Arab nation of Mazikhandar, depose ruler and install new democratic government (Avengers #83).
July-October - New York is attacked by indestructible robots, terrorist organizations and aliens as the result of a delusional superhero with godlike powers (Avengers: Disassembled storyline).
August - New York is invaded by aliens (Fantastic Four #517).
August - Thousands of people kill themselves as result of international broadcast from unknown source (Ultimate Nightmare #1).
March - Europe erupts into riots against a newly announced European Union plan to create super-powered soldiers (Ultimates 2 #5).
March - Military installation is attacked by aliens seeking to prevent humanity from achieving space travel (Ultimate Secret #1).
April - Tens of thousands of people discovered to be nanotech-controlled drones in service to evil satellite orbiting the Earth (The OMAC Project #1).
June-October - World temporarily transformed into alternate reality as result of insane superhero with godlike powers (House of M storyline).
October - Genetic evolution is reversed worldwide by insane superhero with godlike powers, undoing homo superior strain granting superhuman abilities to thousands of people worldwide (House of M #8).
November - Tokyo is attacked by a collection of giant monsters (Fantastic Four/Iron Man: Big In Japan #1).
December - Earth overrun by zombie plague (Marvel Zombies #1).
January - Multiple Earths appear in orbit around Earth (Infinite Crisis #4).
April - Reality is restarted, resulting in a new Earth with altered history (Infinite Crisis #7).
May - Humanity defeats "Galactus," a swarm of alien ships known for destroying planets (Ultimate Extinction #5).
May - Hundreds die in Stamford, Connecticut as a result of superhero negligence; in response, the US Government announces the Superhero Registration Act which will regulate superhuman activity (Civil War #1).
June - Reality is restarted, resulting in a new Earth with altered history (Captain Atom: Armageddon #9).
September - "The Everyman Project" is announced, which can give people synthetic superpowers (52 #21).
October - A cosmic event known as "The White Event" occurs, resulting in people around the world manifesting superpowers (newuniversal #1).
January - All participants in "The Everyman Project" simultaneously lose their powers, resulting in worldwide destruction and death (52 #35).
February - The 50-State Initiative is unveiled, with each state of America given its own superhero team (Civil War: The Initiative #1).
April - Washington DC is invaded by mythical, warlike women (Amazons Attack! #1).
May - Earth is discovered to be one of 52 parallel Earths with alternate histories (52 #52).
August - Earth is invaded by alien gladiators led by the Hulk, returning from interplanetary exile (World War Hulk #1).
August - The mythical realm of Norse Gods, Asgard, takes up temporary residence above the state of Oklahoma (Thor #2).
September - November: Earth is invaded by aliens with magical rings (Green Lantern: The Sinestro Corps War storyline).
December - History is altered after ill-considered pact between satanic demon and naive superhero and wife (Amazing Spider-Man #545).
December - Alien body-snatching conspiracy is uncovered (New Avengers #37).
April - Alien body-snatching conspiracy turns into full-blown invasion of Earth by shape-changing aliens (Secret Invasion #1).
July - Earth becomes a post-nuclear wasteland (Number Of The Beast #8).
July - Humanity loses free will as result of arrival of godlike entity on Earth (Final Crisis #3).
August-November - World temporarily transformed into alternate reality with alternate history as result of criminals assuming godlike power (Trinity series).
August - Now an endangered species, homo superiors declare San Francisco, CA, to be their new home (Uncanny X-Men #500).
October - Earth becomes home to 1,000,000 refugee aliens (Action Comics #870).
November - Alien shapechanging invasion is finally repelled, ushering in a new era of corrupted authority in incredibly ill-timed political metaphor (Secret Invasion #8).
November - The world is hit by multiple seemingly-natural disasters, including a tidal wave that floods and partially destroys New York City, as first wave of attack by superpowered terrorists (Ultimatum #1).
January - Reality is restarted, resulting in a new Earth with altered history (Final Crisis #7).
March - The United Kingdom is invaded by a vampire army (Captain Britain and MI-13 #11).
August - (ongoing): Earth becomes overrun by reanimated corpses of the dead (Blackest Night storyline)