Help Come Up With A Better Name For Hustler's Avatar Porn

Fresh from making This Ain't Star Trek XXX, Hustler has announced This Ain't Avatar XXX, another porn parody. While blue body-paint and sex are an intriguing combination, the title is weak. So Empire Magazine has asked you to suggest alternatives.

Empire put out the call for better titles via Twitter. So far, the best contenders are:

Avatar: Pandora's Box
Avatar: I Blue Myself
Av At Arse
Ave It 'Ard
Tree Of Holes

But surely you can help them come up with some better options than those!

Smurf On Na'Vi action by Drawer Of Drawings on Deviant Art