Can you imagine a TV show with Clint Howard, Linda Hunt, and a crusty dude with a metal hand, all in a barely-rendered deep-space fort? Imagine no further!

I want to swallow all six episodes of this series — created by Pen Densham (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves), and which featured Gregory Widen (Highlander) and Jay Roach (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery) on the writing staff — whole, licking the tips of my fingers like some kind of culinary supervillain.

(h/t to Lee Goldberg)