In the 1970s, Topps released a baffling set of stickers featuring Marvel heroes yelling non sequiturs about deodorant and aspirin. You haven't seen unintentional comedy gold until you've seen Man-Thing admit he "dropped the soap in the shower."

Topps released these stickers from 1974-1975 under the "Comic Book Heroes" line of stickers. Whoever wrote these captions, I want to shake your hand. These jokes transcend humor entirely and form a kind of post-modern poetry that can only be understood by children and dogs. Also, it's time for Living Mummy to make a comeback, pronto.

[via Bubble Gum Cards and Geek Orthodox]

On Old Marvel Superhero Stickers, Captain America Screams About Oral Hygiene

On Old Marvel Superhero Stickers, Captain America Screams About Oral Hygiene

On Old Marvel Superhero Stickers, Captain America Screams About Oral Hygiene

On Old Marvel Superhero Stickers, Captain America Screams About Oral Hygiene

On Old Marvel Superhero Stickers, Captain America Screams About Oral Hygiene