Saucy Star Wars Condoms: Oh, You Naughty Frenchpersons

This probably isn't real, but that's too bad, because it's hilarious. In case your French is rusty, the words on the fauxphylactic mean "I will not be your father."

And while we're on the subject of Star Wars and impregnation, this might be the best impeding birth announcement ever:

At least it didn't impact on the surface....

(Via Geekologie and Comics Alliance)