It's time to understand how 3D movies work, since at this point they're never, ever going away. Find out how the Na'vi hair tentacles managed to reach out and spill your Mr. Pibb.

When going to the theater to see a 3D movie, most of us expect to pay a few extra dollars. This is not justifiable economics. If the theaters behaved according to the mechanics of 3D, they would have to choose between two different rates for the movies; either half as much as a regular film, or twice as much. Who wants to take bets on which they'd charge?

It could be argued that 3D movie patrons should only have to pay half what regular movies are worth. Unlike regular movies, 3D films don't deliver a complete product. A regular film is true mindless entertainment. The brain doesn't have to engage, because everything laid out, including the images. A 3D film presents a fractured image, and it's up to the viewer to knit that fracture into a three dimensional image. This usually isn't too taxing for the viewer, because that's what they do every day. Or, at least, most of them. The ones with two eyes.

Those of you who wondered why you were cursed with two eyes every time you tried to chop onions (or walked in on your parents as a child or just wanted to dress up as Leela from Futurama at Halloween) will be happy to know that there was a reason for your suffering. Two eyes, spaced a bit apart, give us two slightly different images of the world. Our brain analyzes the differences between those two images and comes up with a three-dimensional picture. A movie screen obviously can't form actual three dimensional objects. It just presents two different images and allows your brain to do the thing it has always been doing, synthesizing them into one image that looks three dimensional. You've been cheated! Get your money back!

Or go the alternate route and pay twice as much. It makes sense. You've seen two films. In order to get your mind to see two images, the movie theater has to show you two movies, each showing the exact same thing from a slightly different angle.