In the following (heavily edited, but still mind-blowing) clip, a female ET makes love to a cadre of high-society humans, including a fellow that looks suspiciously like Abraham Lincoln. NSFW for thrusting, puppet breasts, and horror.

This video is from Pittsburgh psychedelica band Tobacco's Fucked Up Friends DVD compilation. It's censored footage of a real ET porn (which you can find on the internet all by yourself).

Perhaps the most discomfiting facet of all this is that the costume is disproportionately not crappy for a no-budget flesh flick. Heck, it looks better than the suit from Badi, the famously unwatchable Turkish ET rip-off.

[Spotted on Topless Robot. Thanks, Walking Eye!]