Caption this picture and win a free copy of William Gibson's "Zero History"S

We've got 9 copies of William Gibson's new novel Zero History to give away. Want one? Then write the most Gibsonian caption you can for this image.

Here are the rules:

Your caption can be no longer than two sentences. It should be in a Gibsonian style.

Post it in comments below to win.

To win, you must also be able to receive your prize at a mailing address in the US or Canada.

Contest starts now, and ends tomorrow at 1 PM PST. (Roughly 24 hours from now.)

We will pick the winners and announce them on Wednesday, Sept. 15. Please check the site that day to find out if you won - we'll have instructions on contacting us with your mailing address.

Images via Daily Mail.