Old-school Polish movie posters were absolutely wondrous. Rather than succinctly portray movies' plots, these posters would go out of the way to be as cryptic as possible. Something Awful has transmogrified some of your favorite sci flicks into symbolic weirdness.

Here are some of the best science fiction posters the goons at Something Awful whipped up. For more Polish lobby placards, be sure to check out our round-up of the most misleading scifi movie posters of all time.

[Via Something Awful. Thanks LightningLouie!]

Polish science fiction movie posters (that never existed)

Polish science fiction movie posters (that never existed)

Polish science fiction movie posters (that never existed)

Polish science fiction movie posters (that never existed)

Polish science fiction movie posters (that never existed)

Polish science fiction movie posters (that never existed)

Polish science fiction movie posters (that never existed)

Polish science fiction movie posters (that never existed)