Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros stars a former Penthouse Pet, and it's camptastic. Just check out this scene where "Dr. Jones," held prisoner via a diamond-studded kitty-collar, is menaced by a giant lizard and meets a glittery-breasted supervillain.

Why did the real Indiana Jones never offer to go down like a two-bit diva on a tequila bender? That would have been the best scene in Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull, right there.