Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn finally get around to reading Twilight

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


Edward listens for a vampire heartbeat?

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


This is an erectile dysfunction ad

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


For Mormons, this counts as third base

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


Edward displays his usual concern for Bella's needs

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn

Bella realizes that 100 years is a long time to collect venereal diseases

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


Suddenly, Edward's Spidey sense starts tingling

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


Now Bella's senses are tingling

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


"It's OK, it happens to all men"

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


Edward gropes blindly for relief from his depression

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


…but for some reason finds no interest in his hand's current purchase

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


And suddenly it all makes sense

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


We all knew the Mormons' lack of sex education would come
back to bite them someday

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


Edward thinks vampire babies gestate in the kneecaps.

Lesbian Twilight Burlesque, starring Madame Rosebud and Little Brooklyn


Syd is unaware of where he's pointing