Catherine Hardwicke's Red Riding Hood Trailer wants you to know it's sexy — very sexy. What with all the sexy forest-floor fondling and woodshed straddling. We're sure there's a plot in there somewhere, buried under the Amanda Seyfried hotness.

Here's the simple synopsis of the paranormal romance set in ye olden days:

Set in a medieval village that is haunted by a werewolf, a young girl falls for an orphaned woodcutter, much to her family's displeasure.

And yes that was Gary Oldman, who plays the disapproving magic hater, who will most likely banish someone sexy into the sexy part of the sexy forest, never to be sexied from ever again.

Red Riding Hood will be out March 11, 2011.

[via Apple]