Last night 30 Rock prepared for the apocalypse, by filming a preemptive "fill in your disaster here" benefit. Robert De Niro had the pleasure of listing off how it might all end. Fingers crossed for Bird Apocalypse!

It's little gems like this and starting the episode off with a, "It doesn't matter how long you've lived in New York, it's still fun to look up and pretend that all the buildings are giant severed robot penises," that make us love you so, 30 Rock.