Possibly the most obscene Spider-Man toy of all time

Okay, seriously. I get that those are supposed to be webs shooting out of Spidey's wrists, but it does look a lot closer to, as Arse-bot puts it, "dildo-slapping action." I mean, did nobody test this thing out?

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[Twitvid, via Big Shiny Robot on Twitter; Image via UGO.]