What is cheesiest in life? Watching this brand-spanking-new Conan the Barbarian trailer should give you a pretty good idea. Conan can swing a sword so hard, it makes a giant boulder fly. He can withstand a million arrows.

And yes, he can cope with the darkest sorcery, the nastiest dust devils, and what appears to be the giantest tentacle monster in or out of Cimmeria. All this trailer needs is a guy in a fur vest playing an electric guitar, and maybe a giant tiger jumping over a burning monster truck.

Conan the Barbarian 3D chases you to Hell on August 19.