Street entrepreneur sells Rapture jetpacks for a bargain $50,000S

On the streets of Chicago, a savvy telephone-pole huckster was selling Rapture-jets to circumvent God's plan of Hoovering only the pious up to Heaven. For $50K, you can beat the system! Stick it to the bearded man on a cloud!

Be sure to embiggen this photo to read his sales pitch.

[Via Copyranter]