Hey, look! The first trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part I is out! What's with Bella's abdomen? Are there chestbursters in this movie? Can't vampires only get married on Halloween? Where's Sookie? Why'd that guy turn into a German shepherd?

Well, whatever this movie's about, it's got some bed-breaking wampyr whoopie. Also, I think Cedric Diggory fights Dracula or something. The film's out on November 18.