Nothing brightens your day better than a Rube Goldbergian death-trap. Especially when it's being constructed by the ridiculous franchise that is the Final Destination films. So watch the latest trailer for Final Destination 5, and laugh yourself to death!
Question. If a kid on a bridge KNOWS the bridge is going to blow up in advance, in today's world, doesn't that mean we lock him away in the county lockup? Just sayin'. And sure enough that seems like what Courtney B. Vance is getting at in this clip, but not nearly hard enough. We want to see Final Destination, Prison Days. Alas, it looks like this time around we'll just have to be satisfied by death by acupuncture needle (and no, we're not even sure how that's possible).
Final Destination 5 opens in theaters (in 3D) on August 12.