Wear a map of Middle-earth as a decorative sun dress

Looking to wear the Shire to your next picnic? Black Milk Clothing's $100 Middle-earth dress (note: site's crashed due to traffic) will take you there and back again, but you might have to contend with nosy strangers informing you there's a dab of Mordor on your hip.

[Black Milk Clothing via Fashionably Geek]