Hey look, it's the trailer for Peter Berg's Battleship movie! And there's nary a white or red peg in sight! Holy shit, there's a vampire on that boat! Why did the Navy recruit a vampire? What the hell's going on here?
Well, this looks decidedly Bayesque. And here I thought it would be about the secret history of that over-excitable family from those 1980s commercials. I really wanted to learn how the dad got that sweet push broom. And as you may have noticed, Battleship hits theaters Mayo 2012.
[Via Bad Taste. Hat tip to Marcus!]