You tell us what Bane is reading on this piece of paperS

Earlier today, we posted photos of Tom Hardy decked out in Bane attire on the set of The Dark Knight Rises. One of the stranger snapshots has Bane staring intently at a scrap of paper.

In the comments of that post, professional everyman Garrison Dean — who you may know from his awesome Dark of the Moon trailer recut — imagined what mundane scribbles Bane was scrutinizing.

We now want to know what you think Bane is reading. Poetry? A receipt? A homemade Tijuana Bible? Put your prose and Photoshop musings in the comments of this post, and just maybe we'll repost a few of them.

I'll thank winners in the foreword of my upcoming academic treatise, Ice to See You: Body Temperature as Otherness in Joel Schumacher's Batman and Robin.