How can you redeem the terrible 1980 The Return of the King animated movie? Simple: Add G-strings and pasties!

Watch as three wonderful burlesque dancers shake their Orc bits to "Where there's a Whip - There's A Way." It's fairly safe for work.

This is just a little taste of the action from Philadelphia's Peekaboo Revue, where nerdy shit goes to get naked and dance around. We approve.