C'mon folks, this is just getting ridiculous. After a Ninja Turtle held up a Wendy's in Wisconsin, a Spider-Man-masked bandit and his accomplice heisted a convenience store in Oklahoma City last week. J. Jonah Jameson was a visionary.

New rule of thumb: if people are wearing costumes depicting superheroes they didn't make up (like these guys) on a day that's not Halloween, they're probably bad guys. Unless they're Deadpool. Remember, evil is intellectually lazy.

In any case, this is a whole lot worse than the Polish Spider-Man, whose video has been making the rounds as of late. He's not so much a menace as he is a total pain in the ass. All this Spider-news makes me want to watch 3 Dev Adam.

[Via KFOR]