Sergeant Slaughter of G.I. Joe fame was a lot of things: wrestler, mustache paragon, slayer of mutants. But did you know he once fought a monster truck? Sadly, we do not get to see him fight the truck in the above video, but he did write a song about his epic duel. A true troubadour. After listening to it three times in a row, I cannot remember my own birthday.

[Via Everything Is Terrible]