Handy map of the United States showing the scariest thing in every single state

If you travel a lot throughout the United States, you might lose track of which menace you should be irrationally paranoid about in each particular state. Is Maine the one with Lobster People, or is that New Hampshire? Now you'll never get confused again, thanks to this amazingly informative map from Pleated Jeans. [via Laughing Squid]