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Halloween is coming up this weekend, and you still don't have a costume. Luckily, the store-bought costume industry is here for you! This year's weirdest, wrongest and sexiest ready-made Halloween costumes include Sucker Punch, various superheroes... and an inflatable Star Wars costume that you just have to see for yourself. Plus a large number of "steampunk" costumes that will make you cry.
Here are our favorites from among the latest offerings of the cheap-and-insane costume industry.
One day, years from now, your grandchildren will ask you what it was like to live at the peak of Western civilization, and the only thing you'll be able to say is, "They had pre-fab plastic-and-nylon costumes for every crappy movie and superhero movie franchise that came out. In those days you could be a sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, a sexy Power Ranger or a sexy "steampunk vampire" with almost no effort on your part. It was all right there." And your grandchildren won't understand. Unless the internet still exists and you can show them these images.
All pictures via Spirit Halloween.
