Gaze into the soulless, dead eyes of baby Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker dolls

I'm not sure what compels amateur Geppettos to construct infantilized incarnations of say, Lord Voldemort, but hey, the world is a weird place. Right now, somebody is eagerly filling their entire Netflix queue with every episode of Home Improvement. It's happening, trust me.

Similarly unfathomable instincts have spurred eBay dollmaker eyelovelucy to turn the original trilogy leads into pint-sized versions of themselves with poor bowel control. Baby Chewbacca is particularly bizarre-looking, but I suppose he's no worse than Lumpy. I've also included the seller's custom-made Spock and ET dolls, just in case you were having trouble not sleeping soundly at night.

You only have a few more hours to pick up your own infant Wookiee for (as of this morning) $200. Don't let a bargain like this slip through your fingertips!

Gaze into the soulless, dead eyes of baby Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker dollsS

Gaze into the soulless, dead eyes of baby Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker dollsS

Gaze into the soulless, dead eyes of baby Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker dollsS

Gaze into the soulless, dead eyes of baby Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker dollsS

Gaze into the soulless, dead eyes of baby Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker dollsS

Gaze into the soulless, dead eyes of baby Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker dollsS

Gaze into the soulless, dead eyes of baby Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker dollsS

[Spotted on Technabob]