The new trailer for Jon Chu's G.I. Joe sequel is here, and it looks like a 1980s cartoon! I say this as high praise, mind you — this is a movie about ninjas, guns, ninjas posing, COBRA taking over the White House, ninjas climbing mountains, The Rock sweating and grimacing, Bruce Willis glowering and perspiring, and all modern warfare basically being boiled down to ninjas.

Holy hell, I might like this more than Walking Tall. Again, high praise. I'm going to have to listen to some Sergeant Slaughter to calm myself down.

Via Machinima. Hat tip to John!