Space travel survival supplies to harness your inner Spaceman Spiff

Being an imaginary astronaut doesn't require much in the way of materials goods — just an unerring love of the cosmos and occasional access to a cardboard box. But if your interplanetary imagination needs a little boost, 826's Greenwood Space Travel Supply Company offers products to keep your spacefaring alter ego safe during your imagined adventures.

826 National is a nonprofit co-founded by writer Dave Eggers that helps children with expository and creative writing. Each 826 outlet has a different theme and sells relevant genre products: Brooklyn's Superhero Supply, LA's Echo Park Time Travel Mart, Boston's Bigfoot Research Center, DC's Museum of Unnatural History. The Seattle-based Greenwood Space Travel Supply Company offers space-themed products to spark the imagination, everything from globes of the moon and Mars to chaos in a jar. Just remember, no amount of good design or cheeky copy is an effective substitute for an overactive brain.

[Greenwood Space Travel Survival Company via Super Punch]

Space travel survival supplies to harness your inner Spaceman Spiff

Planetary Puppy — easy to pack and already primed for life in zero gravity. Just remember that if it takes a spacewalk unprotected, it will explode as readily as a real puppy.

Space travel survival supplies to harness your inner Spaceman Spiff

Cherry-Scented Diversion Deployment System — because no space-age claim jumper can resist rings of cherry-scented fog.

Space travel survival supplies to harness your inner Spaceman Spiff

Panic Button — highly visible and easy to install. Not guaranteed to summon anyone who can actually help alleviate your panic.

Space travel survival supplies to harness your inner Spaceman Spiff

Russian Space Pencil — just as effective as the American Space Pen without millions spent on R&D.

Space travel survival supplies to harness your inner Spaceman Spiff

All-Purpose Repair Kit — handy for making clothing, repairing space shuttles, and telling jokes about the Force.

Space travel survival supplies to harness your inner Spaceman Spiff

Lunar Globe — just in case your space phone can't access Google Moon.

Space travel survival supplies to harness your inner Spaceman Spiff

Black Hole Starter Kit — for advanced imaginary spacemen only.

Space travel survival supplies to harness your inner Spaceman Spiff

Canister of Dark Matter — contents cannot be directly observed.

Space travel survival supplies to harness your inner Spaceman Spiff

Chaos in a Jar — contains actual chaos (in the form of ball bearings).