The Year in NSFW!

This was a sexy year. We discovered strange fetishes and alien mating rituals. We explored undiscovered outposts of sensuality. And we delved into some of the most extreme visions of human connection you could possibly imagine. Plus, True Blood and Game of Thrones kind of shredded the envelope.

Here's our look back in the best NSFW content from io9 this year.

Top image: Pin-up art by Megan Burns. Much more here.


The Year in NSFW!The Fantastical Pinup Girls of Danni Shinya Luo [NSFW]

Danni Shinya Luo's work focuses on the beauty of the female form, and she understands what makes a woman sexy. Using watercolors, she combines the fierceness of a woman's power with the bright, fresh colors of the natural world. More »


The Year in NSFW!Quite Possibly the Best "Earthling Teaches Alien Babes About Sex" Moment Ever [NSFW]

Back in the day, every science fiction movie or show had to have a scene where the Earthman teaches the aliens/future people how to have sex. Captain Kirk did it. So did Woody Allen. (Warning: This clip is definitely NSFW!) More »


The Year in NSFW!SThe most unusual sexual fetish also has the most ridiculous special effects [NSFW]

A woman is shrunk to the size of a doll to punish her for "unsanctioned fornication," in this fantastic clip from the movie Cinderella 2000. It's the year 2047 - yes, even though the movie has 2000 in the title - and sexual activity is strictly regulated by the government. Have sex with the wrong person, and you're turned into a tiny doll for six months. Warning: clip is NSFW! More »


The Year in NSFW!The Rise of Sasquatch Porn [NSFW]

It's like an unholy alliance between furry culture, cryptozoology, and sex. The craze for Bigfoot porn started with Ape Canyon, and now this year has been joined by two new Bigfoot lover flicks. More »


The Year in NSFW!The Crazy Vampire Sex Romp You Wish You Could Watch This Weekend [NSFW]

Made in 1970, this European trainwreck of filmmaking features fashion statements that would make Lady Gaga faint, plus nonsensical storylines and horrendous special effects. There are two Devil Twins who wear outfits made out of windchimes, or panties with metal spikes coming out of them. More »


The Year in NSFW!And Now, Muppet Burlesque! [NSFW]

Recently, we all rediscovered our love for the Muppets, those fuzzy avatars of cuteness and the can-do spirit. And you know, when some of us think that it's time to play the music and light the lights, our thoughts turn... frisky. More »


The Year in NSFW!Which HBO pilot has more nudity: True Blood or Game of Thrones?

Which HBO pilot has more ridiculous nudity: True Blood or Game of Thrones? We did the math. We counted up the nip-slips and ass shots, and compared the Dothraki's naked dances to True Blood's vampire sex tapes. Guess who won? More »


The Year in NSFW!The Suicide Girls comic book! It's a nip-slip dystopia! NSFW!

In IDW's Suicide Girls miniseries, the eponymous pin-up girls are a crack team of katana-wielding freedom fighters who have trouble keeping their blouses buttoned. Here's a sneak peek at the girls fighting the Man with blades, blogs, and free-wheeling naturism. More »


The Year in NSFW!By far the strangest naked ladies you'll see all day (NSFW)

In this curious video reel by graphic designers Sense Titol, a number of disrobed models pose against an all-white background. We're not going to spoil what happens, but it feels very David Cronenberg...and one of them has the face only a foot fetishist would love. More »


The Year in NSFW!The most amazing movie about alien women who can turn masturbation into Force Lightning [NSFW]

Alien Sex Files III: Alien Babes is one of those films that really has to be experienced. Nobody can be told, you must see for yourself. These are some of the most insane, profane and ludicrous clips of all time. More »


The Year in NSFW!SThe Amazing Sexiness of Superhero Fetishwear and Body-Painting [NSFW]

When does superhero cosplay slide over into becoming fetishwear? When it gets too shiny. And too kinky. More »


The Year in NSFW!Yes, they really made a Planet of the Apes porn movie. [NSFW]

At least Playmate of the Apes is better than the Tim Burton Apes movie. (Not that that's saying much.) This movie is obscene in every sense of the word - although don't worry, there's no actual bestiality. More »


The Year in NSFW!SThe Most Revolting Vagina Dentata Sound Effect of All Time [NSFW]

When you make a movie called Horny House of Horror, you've got a certain... standard to live up to. And luckily, this Japanese import goes all-out. Basically, it's about a bordello where the women kill - and generally mutilate - their customers. And in this scene, the hapless John is undone by a vagina dentata. With the most disturbing sound effect we've heard since the Human Centipede 2 trailer. More »


The Year in NSFW!SThe strangest (and nakedest) teleportation scene ever committed to film [NSFW]

The Japanese cult manga Gantz recently became a cult movie - which is now available in America on DVD and Blu-Ray. The premise is bizarre, and the dubbing is hilarious, though luckily you have the option to watch it with subtitles. There are so many delightfully random scenes in this movie that it really must be watched in its entirety, especially for the fight scenes with monster robot alien Buddhas where people spend a lot of time staring when they should be shooting. More »


The Year in NSFW!Superheroic banter just doesn't work as well during sex [NSFW]

Witness possibly the cheesiest superheroic sex scene of all time - in the original Black Scorpion film, the Scorpion surprises the cop whom she's been having sexual tension with for most of the film, and takes advantage of him. NSFW! More »


The Year in NSFW!The most disturbingly random video you'll watch this week [NSFW]

What is this, I don't even... this Japanese video, appropriately called "Japan Erection," has been making the rounds online. And it involves a man in a wig, trashing a room with futuristic silver walls, wearing a giant tree penis puppet shaped like Japan. (NSFW?) More »