First off, a sincere apology is due. We previously (and erroneously) reported that the footage above was made by the straight-to-DVD sausage factory The Asylum. Mea culpa, Asylum. I eagerly await Carl Weathers' American Battleship.

This is, in fact, Tomcat Films' The Amazing Bulk, a film so narratively rich it required a year to marinate on the shelf to let its plot juices steep. You will finally be able to watch this film and/or screen saver on April 17. Warning: the footage looks like it was cribbed from the most low-budget California Raisins porn ever filmed.

Here's the damn synopsis:

Henry "Hank" Howard, an ambitious young scientist, struggles to develop a superhuman serum designed to improve muscle mass and prolong life expectancy. His boss, the grumpy General Darwin, will not allow Hank to marry his daughter, Hannah, until the experiment is a success. Against Darwin's wishes Hank proposes to Hannah anyway, but his life is shattered by a mugger who steals his engagement ring. Dejected, Hank injects himself with the experimental serum and is transformed into the Amazing Bulk.

The Bulk goes on a rampage through the city, destroying everything in his path. Hank is caught by a relentless detective, imprisoned by Darwin, and forced to battle the sadistic Dr. Kantlove, who threatens to blow up the moon with his arsenal of weapons.

[Via Dread Central]