Did you know the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are evangelizing our children with outright Hinduism and occultism? Burn them to ashes! At least that's what the fellows from this 1990s Canadian Christian panel "Not Just Fun and Games" desire. The best part of the video is when they start informing the public that "ninjas were assassins, they were mercenaries!"

Semi-Related: Occult Pokémon and smooth jams.

[Via fourfour]