Did you ever wish to star in your very own Gundam cartoon? For under $300, you can become the hero in a copyright-naysaying mecha epic!

The Chinese company Xu You Ji produces personalized DVDs by splicing a client's face and voice into a prefabricated cartoon. Says the company:

We design and develop our own animation with their own copyrights. They do contain elements of popular titles, but all are adapted ourselves so there is no copyright concerns.

It's true! Observe this submarine odyssey at left, which contains A.) absolutely no scenes from a certain Pixar fish movie; and B.) a thrilling adaptation of that world-famous song from that Simpsons episode where Homer is accused of sexual harrassment.

[Via Anime News Network]